You Can’t Stop the Beat
You’re probably one of the millions of people who roll their eyes whenever you see a new “NOW That’s What I Call Music!” commercial on TV. You think to yourself, “How in the world can they really be up to that many installments?!” That number of installments reaches 31 today, to be exact. (It’s up to well above twice that much over in Europe…) Well, I answer you, I am precisely the reason there are that many installments of the ubiquitous compilation series. With my undying love for trashy pop music, I have made somewhat of a ritual out of going to Best Buy the day a new addition to the lineup drops and padding my own iTunes collection with 20 unabashedly frothy musical confections for the low price of $9.99. You are not obligated to adopt my practice, but you are welcome to be jealous that I have amassed a veritable time capsule of Top 40 music over the past 10 years. In honor of NOW 31’s release today, I have concocted an extra special mix, highlighting my favorite track from each of the previous editions…
- “Together Again” / Janet Jackson
- “My Favorite Mistake” / Sheryl Crow
- “Out of My Head” / Fastball
- “I Knew I Loved You” / Savage Garden
- “I Think I’m in Love with You” / Jessica Simpson
- “Drive” / Incubus
- “What Would You Do?” / City High
- “U Got It Bad” / Usher
- “Family Affair” / Mary J. Blige
- “Always on Time” / Ja Rule feat. Ashanti
- “Underneath It All” / No Doubt
- “Like I Love You” / Justin Timberlake
- “Big Yellow Taxi” / Counting Crows feat. Vanessa Carlton
- “Stacy’s Mom” / Fountains of Wayne
- “Toxic” / Britney Spears
- “Hey Ya!” / Outkast
- “Goodies” / Ciara
- “Collide” / Howie Day
- “Hollaback Girl” / Gwen Stefani
- “Fix You” / Coldplay
- “My Humps” / Black Eyed Peas
- “Move Along” / The All-American Rejects
- “Too Little Too Late” / JoJo
- “Say It Right” / Nelly Furtado
- “Girlfriend” / Avril Lavigne
- “The Way I Are” / Timbaland
- “No One” / Alicia Keys
- “Bleeding Love” / Leona Lewis
- “Come on Get Higher” / Matt Nathanson
- “Sweet Thing” / Keith Urban





In hindsight, I definitely made excuses for where I lived in Brooklyn back in the good ole Belmont East days. As grateful as I was to have the chance to be anywhere near Manhattan, the Church Ave. stop on the F line cannot in any way compete with the prime positioning of my current digs in Little Italy.

So I like theater, film and pretty much just writing in general. I also like lame jokes. If none of these things interest you, you are probably much cooler than me.